Guys, I dated this guy once. He sucked. He sucked so much! Like, he didn't even eat pie. He doesn't like pie. What kind of a person can you be if you don't eat pie?
Clearly not a good one.
Anyway, Eli came over for Thanksgiving today. I asked him if he wanted pie. He said sure. I said "you do like pie, right?"
He said "No, I hate pie, and I'm an inhuman monster."
Kinda like that guy who didn't eat pie and basically was (and kinda still is) an inhuman monster!!
That statement basically made my day.
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