Practice

You guys don't have to read this. I just want to make sure I've got this monologue memorized.

The lack of any kind of grammatical sense is completely on purpose, I assure you.

but soft what light through yonder window breaks
it is the east and juliet is the sun
arise fair sun and kill the envious moon
who is already sick and pale with grief
it is my lady oh it is my love
oh that she knew she were

she speaks but she says nothing what of that
her eye discourses i will answer it
i am too bold 'tis not to me she speaks
two of the fairest stars in all the heaven
having some business do entreat her eyes
to twinkle in their spheres 'till they return
what if her eyes were there they in her head
the brightness of her cheek would shame those stars
as daylight doth a lamp her eyes in heaven
would through the airy region stream so bright
that birds would sing and think it were not night
see how she leans her hand upon her cheek
oh that i were a glove upon her hand
that i might touch that cheek

Now it's time for the word vomit round!!!

but soft what light through yonder window breaks it is the east and juliet is the sun arise fair sun and kill the envious moon who is already sick and pale with grief it is my lady oh it is my love oh that she knew she were she speaks yet she says nothing what of that her eye discourses i will answer it i am too bold 'tis not to me she speaks two of the brightest stars in all the heaven having some business do entreat her eyes to twinkle in their spheres 'till they return what if her eyes were there they in her head the brightness of her cheek would shame those stars as daylight doth a lamp her eyes in heaven would through the airy region stream so bright that birds would sing and think it were not night see how she leans her cheek upon her hand oh that i were a glove upon that hand that i might touch that cheek.