Fanfiction Writing
Drinking Game
A.K.A. How to Write
Better
Note:
this is intended to be used by authors writing sex scenes. I wrote this
to entertain myself. If it offends you, you probably suck at writing
anyway so I don't care.
Take one sip when
·
your character is drunk
·
you use the word “orbs”, “hues”, or “pools”
instead of “eyes”.
·
you refer to someone by the color of their hair
·
you refer to someone by their profession
·
you refer to someone by anything other than
their names or their pronouns
·
you use a word other than “said” to signify that
a character said something
·
your characters have sex more than once in a
chapter
·
you use the word “said” to be fancy
o ex:
Ian pushed everything off the desk than hoisted Sarah onto said desk.
·
one character “widens (character)’s entrance”
with their fingers
·
a character “cries out in pain and pleasure”
·
you use “their”, “they’re” and “there” wrong
·
you use “your” and “you’re” wrong
·
you write “minuet” instead of “minute” (a minuet
is a type of song)
·
you write “viscous” instead of “vicious”
(viscous refers to the density of liquid)
·
you spell “serious” wrong
·
you use a coma-splice, sentence fragment, or run
on
Take two sips when
·
your character is drunk when they have sex with
someone
·
you explicitly state information that can be
assumed
o ex:
the use of a condom
o ex:
the use of lubricant
·
you use the word “member”, “organ”, “manhood”,
or “length” to describe a penis
·
your character is aching “with longing for
(character)”
·
your character is aching “to be filled by
(character)”
·
you write about something you have never done
o common
themes include smoking, drinking, having sex
·
you write phonetically
o ex:
“Iiiiiiian”, Sarah moaned
o ex:
“Aaaaaaaah”, Ian cried
·
your characters don’t have sex on a bed when one
is convenient, unless the characters make the conscious decision to avoid one
Down it in one when
·
your story/chapter ends and no one has said “I
love you”.
