I GOT CALLED BACK AS AUDREY!

GUYS I GOT CALLED BACK AS AUDREY!!

I don't know if I can explain how amazing this is.  I mean, I thought I wasn't a good singer!  And I got a callback for the LEAD in the musical!!  The lead!! Aaaaaaaaa!!

Thith ith thuper duper cool, you guyth.

Hey you know what's even cooler?  Remember that guyyyyy?  He's called back for Seymour!

Spoiler, Seymour and Audrey are in love.

Like, seriously, this is my happiest moment.  Of. My. Life.  I am so excited.

I am going to NAIL IT!!

Wish me luck!

(Callbacks are tomorrow from 3:30-6:30)

((Watch Audrey and Seymour being in love here.))

UGHHHH Part II

So that last one was rather vague...  I guess I'll explain myself.

I like Eli, like a lot.  And he knows, and he doesn't care, and he likes Lauren, and she knows, and she doesn't care, and he knows she knows and doesn't care, and he doesn't care, and it seems like the only one who cares is ME!

And it's really sad.  Like, REALLY sad.

Like every time I think about it I get this empty feeling in my stomach.

OCTOBER...

NOVEMBER...

DECEMBER...

JANUARY...

(If you get that, that's just sad.  Unless you're Nicole, then it's not that sad because we were just talking about this.)

Anyway yeah I'm sad and lonely and sad and the next time you see me you should give me a hug and find me a big cuddly boyfriend.

Like Butler.

Dude, if he were like...20...25? 30 years younger he'd be my ideal boyfriend.

Juuuuuust saying.

UGHHHH

UGHHHH!  UUUUGHHHH!

UGHASDFARGH!!

SNARGLEBLAGGOT SNOTLARD!

ASDFASDFASFDASDFASDF.

(It's Eli's fault.)

I Have Nothing To Do Right Now And I Am Incredibly Bored Because Of It

Here I am posting about my boredom at 1:30 because I am hanging out with my friend at 4 and we're meeting at school and I don't want to leave and come back because I'm too lazy to do that.  So I'll be here for another two and a half hours.

FUN TIMES...

My Boots (Sorry, no fur)

Do you all remember the story about my online woes?  Here's the short version, in case you haven't:

I tried to order a pair of boots online but the internet froze up, so I tried again and it said this order was already placed.  I went to the page that showed my orders, and it said there were two orders placed that day, and neither of them were processed correctly.  Or something.

I called customer service and the lady said she'd call me back after the order was processed, which should have been within an hour.  It wasn't.

I called the next day and the guy said that the order should disappear within 4 days.  It didn't.

I called again and the lady said that if the credit card wasn't charged there's nothing to worry about.

So I just ordered the boots again.

AND HERE THEY ARE LOOK AT THEM!!

I don't actually have the boots in my possession; that's just the picture from the website.  BUT THEY ARE HAWT.

Blogger Mobile

So okay I know I said I wasn't going to sign up for Blogger Mobile, but I did.  Because it looked fun, okay?

The first message I sent to Blogger looked like this one my phone:

"Testing, 1, 2, 3.

This is my first text message Blogger blog post! Yaaay! I feel like such a dork right now, by the way. Especially since I said in my last post that I am NOT going to sign up for this...And here I am... -sigh-"

Then I got a message from Blogger that said "Success! Your post made it to your blog greenrave.blogspot.com. Send STOP to stop receiving all SMS."

"Cool," I thought, and went to check my blog.

Well.  Two blog posts had showed up.  I deleted one of them, but they both looked roughly the same.  Here's the other (which I have also deleted):

"(n y ;?Au8?????????r ?d??} ???2(
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I said "._. I didn't...post that."

Then I looked at my phone, which still had a message of Blogger congratulating me on my blog post, and I looked at my "blog post" and I felt like I was a baby being congratulated on hir first word.

So, I'm going to try it one more time.  Here's what it looks like on my phone:

"I'm going to try this one more time.  Maybe, just maybe, it will work."

And here's what it looks like on my blog:

"I'm going to try this one more time. Maybe, just maybe, it will work."

So it works!!  But I can't title the post from my phone, and besides texting's  not as awesome as sitting down in a big comfy chair and typing out a long story about how my life rocks.

I deleted the post that worked, and I'm probably not going to be posting from my phone ever.  That's what Twitter and Facebook mobile are for.  With them, I can type out a nice, small message and it will go into my status.  With this, a nice, small message looks out of place amidst the massive (and AWESOME) blog posts.

So, I'll leave Blogger Mobile alone.  It's just not for me.

Twitter Will Take Over!

I'm going to start this post off by saying "Yes, I have a Twitter."

Yes, I have a Twitter.

For any of you who don't have a Twitter, I'll give you a run down.  You can post status updates and pictures to your page, and anyone who follows you will see them.  And anyone who wants to follow you can follow you, unless you block them.  You can communicate with other Twitter members directly and indirectly.  You can send private (direct) messages to a user, but only if you follow them and they follow you.  You can also tag any user in a post.  For instance:

"@JohnGallagherJr you're the best actor ever!"

Now John Gallagher Jr. will see that I have said something about him in a post.  I'm not sure exactly how this works.  I'll explain later.

Another cool thing about Twitter is you can post updates from your phone in the form of a text message, and also of the people you follow you can choose which updates will be sent to your mobile phone for whatever it costs you to receive a text message.  I like to have them all sent to my phone, because I don't actually go on Twitter very often.  It doesn't tell you which notifications are new, it just gives you a feed (kind of like Facebook's) of all of the recent updates of whom you follow.

See how I blocked out my username? HA.  But that's what it looks like.

Because I get messages to my phone I don't know exactly what happens when you're tagged in a post, because if one of the people I follow says something about me it goes straight to my phone.  Will have to look into this...

Now to the taking-over-the-world-part of this.  On Facebook you can send status updates from your phone, and you can set it so when someone sends you a message or comments on your photo or status or something, you get a notification sent to your phone.  Something like:

"John Gallagher Jr. commented on your photo.  Ha ha ha that's an awesome face! To receive status updates from John Gallagher Jr. reply with 'status'."

...Wait, what?  To receive status updates from...To my phone?  Like Twitter does?  So you're saying that Facebook will send your friends' status updates to your phone in the exact same way Twitter does?  That's weird...

Now I was on my dashboard page (for Blogger) and noticed a link at the very bottom that said "learn how to start mobile blogging".  I didn't look too far into it, but it looks like it's a way for you to blog from your phone!  I don't want to sign up for this service, so I don't know if you can receive updates from the blogs you follow or not, but if you can't, that ability can't be far off!

You know I'm starting to re-think the angle of this post.  Maybe it's not Twitter that's taking over.  Maybe it's cell phones!

That's probably it.

You see people texting ALL OVER THE PLACE.  Even when they're in a REAL LIFE CONVERSATION with someone!  It drives me nuts.

Sorry to bust your balls, Twitter.  It's not your fault.  I blame cell phones, now.